Don't Yell Ali Ali Barba When The Thing Goes Off In Your Face

2005 July 18, Monday, 14:39

Don't Yell Ali Ali Barba When The Thing Goes Off In Your Face

So the suicide bombers didn't mean it, what a wank, they were duped! Oho, so the jokes on them, Here take this bomb and set the timer, but it was a trick from god, their god had it better, Buy all day parking, get return tickets and take all your ID and wallets and don't yell Ali Ali Barba when the thing goes off in your face, oh dear... So their god telling them to do this reckoned it was best that they die, not talking about which particular god they were listening to, lest the cops caught up with them for setting up kids to kill, the Interpreters of gods, the priests, astrologers,  economists and Rupert's Journalists on Fox, the ones who lissen to god and then tell you, seems there's a bad link in the chain there, but the missing links have survived while the true believers get blown to bits, there that's the best sort of religion, just have faith... Next! That's a real Workplace Ailkilleida Agreement...