The Tour de France

2005 July 7, Thursday, 18:57

Visions Of The French Countryside And Towns And Chateaus

The Tour de France has these TV pictures beaming in the most spectacular visions of the French countryside and towns and chateaus, they still have so much forest it seems, whereas Australia looks like a dried out golf course, France still has forests and trees, and avenues of trees, it's so pretty in comparison, and then there's these old towns and huge chateaus, the Tour winds past and the choppers follow from above and the cameras are everywhere, c'est magnifique, and then the Olympics goes to rotten old England, well the curse be upon them, I spose it will be a terrourussts delight...

The Poms Distasteful Re-Enactments Of Trafalgar And Reminding The World Of All Their Other Vulgarities

The Poms have been getting up everyone's noses again with their distasteful re-enactments of Trafalgar and reminding the world of all their other vulgarities in the Empire, so when the cameras butted in on Jacques Chirac joking about the lack of taste in the English and the dearth of English restaurants as a genre, and the preponderance of slave quality food, he was spot on, so all we can do is watch the English suffer an Olympics of disastrous proportions, hopefully complete with all the corruptions that money can buy...