We Don't Need A King We Need An Umpire

I wished I'd never missed the Aussie Day stuff on in the Capital, there were ceremonies and music and Scottish Bagpipers, and a whole stage full of aspiring Idols to scream out the Anthem under the Union Jack there, bluddy disgusting for Real Republicans, the ones who want the minimum change to have Parliament Pick a President, as it should be, that's all we need, we don't need a king we need an umpire...

And then the Eureka flag is callin' me on, I seem to be drawn to it much more, it's blue with a white curly cross, not in the crucifix style though, thank christ...